Mike Cain

Horsehockey V - Episode 538

Narcoleptic Blockbuster employee Mike Cain -planned- to give a stirring eulogy, a message of peace and love that would alter the entire world and bring nirvana on earth for the first time in history.

But he fell asleep at the podium, bonked his head and the paramedics, succesfully revising him with the electrical padding thingies, burnt the note cards into toast. Oh well, so much for peace.

  1. One Stan goes next.
  2. Skip Hitler goes next.
  3. Ben McClellan passes out free fish sandwiches.
  4. Furry Sara Hewitt decides to go next though she is not scheduled.
  5. Randall Flagg goes next.
  6. Roland Deschain gives a stirring speech.
  7. For some reason, the paramedics, after saving Cain, Riverdance.
  8. One Stan talks about the time Scott decided to try and shoplift the entire Starbucks.
  9. Reaibn uses his vaguely defined cosmic powers to destroy half of England.
  10. Captain America talks about all the hugs he gave Scott.

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