Beatle Bones 'n Smokin' Stones

Here comes Ben McClellan, passing out free fish sandwiches to everyone in attendance. It is Friday, after all.

"Yes sir, free fish sammiches for ever'one!" Ben crows as he expertly passes out damned good sandwiches carefully wrapped up in cellophane.
"Don't we get anything to drink?" asks someone.
"Someone will be along to let you drink out of the firehose, guy!"

At this time, an older gentleman named Kent takes the podium. He is carrying a grey hat in his hand.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have been asked to speak about the death of Scott. I never knew the man very well, but in my few experiences meeting him, I couldn't have imagined a nicer, yet more personally tormented fellow. I'd like to remember Scott as the person who still carried on in his various times of personal crisis. He will be missed. Thank you."

Kent starts to walk away, but quickly turns around and boldly walks up to the microphone.

"By the way, I have a simple request. Will you stupid assholes please STOP PUTTING BUTTER IN MY HAT?! I am so tired of having to replace them every single week! Jesus Christ! Thanks."

Kent waves around his hat to reveal that it has been ruined by who knows how much butter put inside of it over the years.

1. Next, another obscure character speaks about Scott.
2. People in attendance start getting sick from the fish sandwiches.
3. Kent is shot and killed.
4. Kenny and Joe show up to pass out drinks. They get into another fight, and everyone gets soaked as a result,

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