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Horsehockey V - Episode 69

Sara, Jasper, Scott and Josh step through the entrance and find themselves in the world's largest Sam's Club. This sumbitch is huge! Literally two miles deep and three miles wide! And five stories tall, as well.

Jasper and Josh go into sensory overload, eying all of the bulk merchandise.

"Well, what do we do now, Scott?" asks Sara.
"First we snap these two dudes out of it!" says Scott.
They do so by splashing water into Jasper and Josh's faces. "Oh! What happened?" asks a stunned Jasper.

So, what do our heroes do in this giant Sam's Club?

  1. They play hide n' seek.
  2. Josh starts climbing up the racks and running around on the top shelf.
  3. Jasper pigs out in the food court.
  4. An all-star jam session is going on in Electronics.
  5. Scott looks around for bargains.
  6. Sara finds a large above ground pool in the Recreation section. Full, of course. She jumps in.
  7. Just hang, brotha.
  8. Gobble up some cheetos, and get lost in the freezer section, among the surplus oscr meyer pig testicle weenie

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6/3/2019 11:05:00 PM

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