Food Court Shenanigans

Horsehockey V - Episode 139

Jasper legit needed to eat something. But three giant slices of pepperoni pizza? Gross. At least he had some water with it.
Jasper leans back in his chair. His stomach hurts. He belches pepperoni.
Then a problem arises.

  1. He needs to pee.
  2. Where are the restrooms? He needs to go.
  3. He can hear faint screams. Faint...but getting closer.
  4. The entire damned store seems to be empty.
  5. The nice lady who sold him the pizza is getting yelled at for knocking over the straws. In a rude, over-the-top manner. Jasper speaks up.
  6. Jasper finds two pepperonis on his plate and gobbles them up. Super gross.
  7. Jasper remembers he accidentally walked out on a date with Sarah Michelle Gellar eight years ago. He had been distracted by a nice parade.
  8. Jasper remembers that several Dark Horse Comics employees put him a Hellboy comic book without his permission.

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