Somebody else decides to take advantage of reality taking a giant dump.
Revving out of nowhere, in a four wheel all-terrain vehicle, dressed exactly like a drunken butler, is noted librarian and gay disaster Mitchell Sandowski!
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Mitchell saves the day.
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Mitchell helps an orphanage with a reverse plumbing leak. Water keeps flinging into the sky.
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Mitchell gets wildly addicted to Skyrim and spends his days shooting weird gross monsters with a crossbow he named Jolene.
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Mitchell crashes the ATV and goes to the hospital for mildly serious wounds that won't stop him moving if adventure comes.
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Mitchell lightly bangs into an Uber driven by a good-hearted but egotistical hypochondriac named Alan.
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Mitchell meets a transgender twenty-something woman named Henrietta Superpowers and they become platonic friends..
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