Leaving the Starbucks

Horsehockey V - Episode 302

Even the nicest, well-behaved customers have to eventually leave. Unfortunately. Closing time is closing time.
Any bullshit encountered in the parking lot?

  1. Nothing. Just a lot of normal.
  2. A debilitating smell of coffee.
  3. Their future selves. Jasper, wearing an eyepatch incorrectly, warns them of the Eldritch Hunt.
  4. A magical portal to three hours ago.
  5. The cast of the world's most popular improv show 'Let's Terrify Children'.
  6. Ennui and the need to pee. There is a twenty-four hour portable toilet store twenty feet away.
  7. The main voice actor to a terrible animated comedy about the zombie apocalypse.
  8. Starbucks had purchased the parking lot and built an open air stand in it.
  9. A magic portal to the Marvel Universe. Josh wants to go beat up J. Jonah Jameson for being a bad boss.
  10. The parking lot had been subsumed into a two lane highway. To the north is a factory that makes factory parts.

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