Get Rich Quick (?)

Horsehockey V - Episode 2110

"He says he can make us all rich!" exclaimed the girl, tugging on Anordo's hand. "Let's go meet him!"

Anordo sighed and let himself be led to the inn. It was quiet, and the only person in sight when he entered the inn was a man dressed in simple brown robes. Nondescript, with a short beard. The man rose when Anordo and the girl entered.

"Greetings, good sir!" said the man with a flourish of the hands. "I bring you great tidings of good fortune. How would you like to be rich?"

"See?!" exclaimed the girl.

Anordo did see, he saw a charlatan, a huckster, a carpetbagger. He didn't believe the man for one second. However, it would do no harm to break up a boring day of... whatever he did for a living to humor the situation. "I figure I could go for that," Anordo said stoically. "Tell me more."

"Absolutely!" said the man with a huge grin, and he leapt upon the table with an agility that belied his appearance. "You see, I have a huge opportunity for you! Everyone in this village will be rich beyond their wildest dreams! All you have to do is..."

  1. rescue a princess from a dragon! You get to keep the dragon's hoard, and there is a reward for her return!"
  2. give me ten gold and I will return your investment a hundred fold within three moons!"
  3. think about it really hard, and manifest your reality!"
  4. uh.. wait.. uh... " the man fumbles in his robes for his notes, frantically.
  5. follow me on a grand adventure to find the fabled treasure of Anakh-therum!"
  6. check your pockets!" and indeed, Anordo checked his pockets and found them brimming with gold coins. What the hell?!

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