The Derry Clown

Horsehockey V - Episode 908

Crowley put his hand to his forehead. "That bastard? Aw, Aziraphale, you aren't going to make me go and help?"
The Angel stood up and put his hands on his hips. "The clown targets children, Crowley. Children!"
"Okay, okay, okay. Don't manifest your wings, your holiness. I'll help. Gives me an excuse to get those sausage hotdogs at the Pensecola Diner."
"Sausage hot..."
Crowley waved his hands. "If you can risk your life for crepes in France, I can risk my life for greasy hot dogs off kitchen equipment that has not been cleaned for decades."
"For centuries I've been trying to teach you the finer things in life and you gain an appreciation for greasy spoons with health code violations that would make the Dark Lord himself recoil in terror."
"You're going to love it, Azir. Now what do we do with Main Character here?"

  1. A teleport spell to a nice homeless shelter in Nebraska.
  2. Why, Crowley, this nice young person is absolutely essential to defeating the horrible murder monster.
  3. Main...character? Crowley, have you been spending too much time near churches? You came in alone.
  4. A little protective magic. As a half fictional entity our new friend is being targeted by the 'clown' right now.

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