Crowley

Horsehockey V - Episode 786

"Don't worry about it." said Crowley. "Now since I know you have a connection to it, I can bounce a spell off you and find it myself. Do keep up."
Crowley heads down several passages, familiar and strange.
"So," he asks. "Take a peek at it?"
"Sure did." you reply. "Very carefully peeled back a page at random. Did it lying down. Light shone through the page and one word on one page smushed up with the reverse of another page made what sounded like a very deadly threat to my named personage. I got spooked and put it down."
"Probably for the best. Now is this smelly dumphole your room?"
"Y...yes, but usually it smells like pot for I take it for a minor neurological condition and also to get ripping high."
"Hmm." said Crowley. "Keep that up and you won't be 'You' much longer. Might even gain a gender. Sure was exciting when I got one. "
Crowley rips open the door. First thing you notice it was spic and span. Everything in it's place. Even the bongs were sparkling and sorted by size. The three shelves you did dedicate to actual books were, while cleaned and sorted, somehow more THERE then the rest of the room. As such, you almost don't notice the man in white sitting at the edge of your bed.
He looks like every college professor you ever had, plus all those Green Berets who helped you find that kitten squalling in a field behind the bar. A man of fine taste, fine manners and the ability to destroy you.
"Good work with the kitten, by the way." he said, holding a book. THE book. "One of the men adopted him and he lived a full life. Elvis keeps an eye on Squeakers."
"Enough with the pleasantries, Aziraphale." said Crowley. "I need a peek at the book."
"Of course. But why?"

  1. "Can't say. I mean I want to say, I just physically can't."
  2. "Civil war in hell. Threatens the political stability of Earth."
  3. "We're back in the game again, Angel. The actual Christ has re-manifested on Earth. In North Korea."
  4. "That television show that once starred my doppelganger. It's manifested for real this time, in the center of Earthly evil. Washington D.C."
  5. "The Man In Black. No, not me. He's returned and the Gunslinger follows."
  6. "The clown we helped those kids defeat from afar. He's returned. Already claimed one of the children."
  7. "Those towel-obsessed Hitchiker's Guide people. They put half of Agnes' book INTO their guide!"

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