Bruce

Horsehockey V - Episode 429

Bruce, the mysterious Asian man, takes the podium and heaves it into the woods. There is a brief scream, a meaty thunk, then nothing. Having clipped a secondary microphone to his shirt, Bruce talks about Scott, their relationship (it was Scott's first gay one) and the adventures they had in the Staircase Room (Bruce was stalked by a lovesick Zebroid, Scott once -became- the window).

  1. Bruce is ejected and Thomas the Wolf-Morph, Scott's long-time ally in the fight against crime, takes the stage.
  2. Josh lets out the loudest, wettest, stinkiest fart in the history of the past two years.
  3. Suddenly, and without warning, Jasper turns inside out.
  4. Astra and the Invisible Woman make out. Since she's invisible everyone thinks Astra is crazy.
  5. Meera the Lion-ness morph, takes the stage and describes the adventure she and Scott had saving Bill Gates from outer-space slavers.
  6. Josh has proof Bruce and Scott never even kissed.
  7. Scott emerges from the coffin, does a brief erotic dance, then explodes.
  8. Reaibn and Seeker are both scheduled to give their speeches at the exact same time. Oh no.
  9. Scott's alternate future evil twin's clone, Poopface, appears.
  10. Someone fires a chainsaw-gun at Scott's coffin.

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6/6/2019 11:24:29 PM

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