Jasper Refuses The Border

Horsehockey V - Episode 255

Jasper, owner of the Mexico/American border, refuses President Rivera's desire for it.
Jasper soon gets a call from racist businessman and twelve-time convicted drug-dealer Donald Trump. "Argle argle argle bargle!" screams the bloated orange maniac.
"Stop taking Adderall!" screams Jasper. From the other end of the phone is a faint scream of 'Oh god, he peed himself again, I quit!'.
Jasper flings the phone down the aisle of the plane without hanging up.
Very faintly is more screams and, if you listened closely, a male voice screaming 'No, Dad, I'm not foood!'.
The plane is overwhelmed by six inch high Scottish men with blue skin and an appalling lack of manners. This is good for most people for the Wee Free Men are decent type, underneath their drunken thievery and rampant theft. Already Jasper's underwear is missing.

  1. The Wee Free Men's Big Man, Rob Anybody, has a plan to get everyone out of here.
  2. Rob Anybody has a poor plan that would unintentionally cause all their deaths. Well, not the Men, they're pretty tough.
  3. Daft Willie, one of the men, drinks a pint of window polish.Then an entire bottle of vodka that has more volume than Daft Willie himself.

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