Borders

Horsehockey V - Episode 171

"But when they did!" Jasper cries out to no one in particular, "I purchased the Mexico, American border!"
Jasper's phone rings. It's insane racist talk show host and current President, Geraldo Rivera. "I want to buy the border, Jasper!" screams Geraldo, loud enough for the others to hear. "Being racist against Mexicans was my entire campaign! I offer you a million dollars and a real life Hobbit! That's a huge profit!" For some reason, Geraldo is still screaming his words.

  1. Jasper refuses.
  2. Jasper has doubts. Vice President James Woods interjects.
  3. Suddenly the crew realizes that Scientologist John Travolta is flying the plane.
  4. Jasper tries for two million dollars. In a screeching, painful voice.
  5. For some reason there is a birthday party going on for the annoying Blossom twins in the back of the plane.
  6. The plane hasn't been in the air, just circling, on wheels, a nearly abandoned airport.

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