Rumbled!

Horsehockey V - Episode 2117

Edith, Bill and Alice have no sooner entered the pub than a stout, red-faced man at the back of the room stands up and points at them. "Look!" he cries, loudly enough for everyone to hear. "Some Yanks just came in!"

"How rude!" Alice says under her breath.

"How did you know we were Americans?" Edith asks.

"You can always tell a Yank," the man says, leaving her none the wiser. He goes on:

  1. "Let me buy you all a drink. It's great to see some visitors from overseas after all this time!"
  2. "How did you manage to get into the country, anyway?" Edith wonders whether to claim that they'd been stuck here ever since the country isolated itself.
  3. "How did you manage to get into the country, anyway?" "We were accidentally teleported here," Alice says, truthfully but perhaps unwisely.
  4. "But you can't tell them much." [The old jokes are the best.]

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