Giant Monster

Horsehockey V - Episode 984

This thing is a fifty foot tall flesh triangle. Cement grey. Twenty foot square base, which has squashed three innocent people and one horribly guilty bastard.
From the tip of this horror shoots ten tentacles. All black as midnight. They snatch up a really confused pizza delivery man and devour him. How, exactly, is not clear for the flesh triangle has no mouths of any kind.
A slightly drunk optometrist is the next to be mysteriously devoured.
The patrons of Starbucks are fleeing out the back way.
Josh is bashed in the temple by a tall man's elbow and staggers away from the crowd of fleeing pedestrians.
Still dazed, he sees a delivery truck had backed up close to the Starbucks. If Josh scrambles onto the truck, then the top of the vehicle, he could get to the roof of the Starbucks.
Sure, a terrible idea with the flesh triangle out front, but Josh had just been elbowed in the brainpan. Also, he wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed even on the most normal of days.

  1. Josh rejoins his friends, who had been fleeing directly away from the monster.
  2. Josh climbs onto the roof of the Starbucks.
  3. Josh makes it to the top of the vehicle, where he gets kinda lost. Again, elbow to head.
  4. Josh resolves to the drive the delivery truck straight into the monster. He somehow thinks this will be effective.
  5. The truck had been delivering to many local comic book stores (thank you, economy!). Josh decides to steal the entire load of comics.
  6. We now follow the very tall man, who apart from the monster, has amusing, family-friendly adventures based on his height.
  7. Overcome by stress, bad decisions and a crippling concussion, Josh collapses face first into the gutter. Uh oh.
  8. Josh is drawn away from the Starbucks by a well meaning group of strangers.
  9. Josh has failed to understand the delivery truck is very large, thus quite naturally, Donald Trump is already attempting to drive it.

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