Five Finger Dick Punch

Willy's face turns a frightening shade of red and his eyes fill with tears as he clutches himself while slowly collapsing to the floor.

"MY POOR WONKA!!" he cries.

Meanwhile, several of the parents who witnessed this savage groin attack begin to loudly yell at you for conducting such behavior in front of impressionable children who will probably start hitting each other in the crotch in public places leading to scenes with crying kids and angry glares from other adults in the immediate area.

And sure enough, little Johnny runs up to littler Neil and slaps him in the twig and berries. Neil falls face down and instantly starts fucking bawling.

1. You try to make things better by punching Willy's Wonka again.
2. You try to make things better by kissing Willy's Wonka and making it feel better. You also don't understand why the adults are getting even more upset at you.
3. Poor Neil is so traumatized that in a decade, he will transform into a transgendered YouTube personality.
4. You end up punching the nearest dad in the groin.
5. Things get out of control, and eventually, all the kids begin performing groin attacks on one another.

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