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Horsehockey V - Episode 65

"Why are we on a plane?" asks Sara, looking behind her. The tent entrance is now gone, and all she sees is the washroom.
"Something's really weird around here," says Josh.
"What are we gonna do? None of us knows how to control a plane!" says Jasper. "And how are we gonna convince a pilot to land so we can get back to the carnival?"
"Well Jasp, there's only one way to find out, right?" says Scott.

And Scott Chen marches up the aisle towards the flight deck. (COCKPIT! COCKPIT!!)

"Why are we the only people on the plane?" Josh suddenly asks.
"Don't ask questions like that, Josh! It worries me! You know I have an ulcer!" Sara whispers.

And then they hear a loud SMACK!

Scott Chen flies backwards through the plane and lands at the feet of Josh and Jasper with a sickening THUD!

"Scott?"
"You okay there?"

And Scott replies...

  1. "The pilots aren't gonna land the plane for us, thank you very much!"
  2. "We've been hijacked! Terrorists have taken the plane!"
  3. "How now, brown cow!"
  4. "Jesus! All I did was ask for extra peanuts!"
  5. "They get touchy when you ask them anything."
  6. Nothing, because at that moment Bill Shatner steps out of the plane's bathroom.
  7. "Circuit City is no longer selling VHS."

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