Connor

Horsehockey V - Episode 602

Strangely enough, the funeral is still going strong. Scott had come back to life several times and died horribly. Half the attendees have no idea who Scott is, they just knew a good party when they found it. A fourth of them were actively having sex and the rest were drunk, dead or sleeping. A nearby bear was actively eating a bobcat.

Connor wasn't sure he should have come back here. He definitely was sure his dad shouldn't be here. At least they trusted him re; sex. Connor had a suspicion that they had only come to get him personally and not had him arrested because of the time in high school he talked a pregnant girl out of suicide via leaping off the chapel roof (and what the hell a public school was doing with a chapel was still beyond him).

Anyway, Connor's dad was cornered by several drunk aliens. This was not something the strait-laced loser was prepared to deal with at all. Scott, currently dead, was bleeding gallons of blood (it seemed) and Dad was about to step in it and go down on his ass and that just didn't seem like something he was going to survive.

What does our nerdy dressed protagonist do?

  1. Attack the nearest alien.
  2. Pretend to be his dad's 'special caretaker' and 'lead him back to the home'.
  3. Jam the microphone with feedback; these specific aliens are especially sensitive to sound.
  4. Woops; there goes his dad's entire skeletal structure.
  5. Connor wakes up back in the suite; he had fallen asleep to an episode of 'The Golden Girls'. Betty White was awesome.

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