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Horsehockey V - Episode 370

"Fam! We just found LiveJournal Headquarters!" Kim exclaims as the rest of the group catches up to him.

The metal sign, which is a large one erected by the local department of transportation, reads LiveJournal Headquarters in large lettering, with the smaller caption "Not for Evil" underneath.

Twenty years ago, this place would have been relevant. But with the changing times, and various new owners, the building has been largely forgotten and looks it. The grounds surrounding the complex are overgrown. Various broken windows can be seen in the distance. And is that a Russian flag flying from the rooftop over the entrance?

"Not for evil, huh?" asks Scott. "More like not for anyone now!"
"Yeah, except for a handful of Americans and a bunch of whiny, emo Russians," replies Jasper.
"Jasper! Don't be cynical!" his cousin Sara scolds him.

Inevitably, the group decides to enter the building, because why the hell not. They make their way down the corridor and start looking around...

  1. Josh finds a room marked with a sign reading "Stolen Userpics".
  2. Scott finds classified documents in a folder marked "Stalking/Stalked By".
  3. Sara and Jasper find that the room marked "LJ Drama" is locked shut.
  4. Suddenly, everyone comes to realize that they had somehow traveled all the way into Russia during wartime. This might not be good...

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