Oh boy

Horsehockey V - Episode 317

Just as Lord Fred is threatening the group, the door chimes again and Reaibn, Lots, and Ben walk in. "Now this is what I am talking about!" exclaims Reaibn with a big smile on his face. "We did it guys!"

The entire expanded group turns as one to face them. "Um.. you did what exactly?" asks Kim.

Josh smacks himself in the face. "Oh god, yeah, these Authors here they want the wide variance of the tower to be in existence. They initiated it last time, and it looks like they did it again. They are the reason why everything is about to lose its shit."
Scott nods, pulling a bottle of bourbon out of who knows where, opening it, and taking a long pull. "Oh yeah. I completely forgot about that. Well.. shit."
Sara and Jasper produce shot glasses and motion for Scott to fill them up. The others look slightly confused.

"You are responsible for this?!" roars Lord Fred, running up to Reaibn, Ben, and Lots. He goes to put it up against Reaibn's neck, but Lots laughs and it turns into a lovely bouquet of flowers. "Foul sorcery!' exclaims Fred.

"Look," says Ben. "I know that you all are kinda worried and bummed out and... some of you are angry but trust us, the return of Horsehockey is good for everyone. Reaibn could talk your ear off about the balance of Variances and Manifold Stabilization and.."
"More importantly," says Lots, "I have a headache. Does anyone have any Ultram?"

  1. No one has Ultram. Lots uses his author powers to fix his headache.
  2. Literally everyone has Ultram. Everyone. Even the baristas.
  3. Everyone discusses things civilly over beverages
  4. Everyone gets super pissed off and heated and there is a giant argument
  5. Right then, more familiar faces walk in.
  6. hey, where did Scott get that bottle of bourbon?

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