It's So Easy to Fly Through a Window

Horsehockey V - Episode 305

After Josh Burbank suggests that he and his friends storm the now-closed Starbucks and beat the crap out of the baristas who had oh so rudely ejected them moments ago, both Jasper Hewitt and Kim King stride over to him, swiftly pick him up, and carry him towards the large picture window adjacent to the entrance.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whaddya doing, guys?" Josh stammers.
"Bro, this was your idea, remember?!" Kim shot back.
"If you're so gung ho on going back in there and smashing people, then by all means, Josh, here you go! On three, Kim, ready? One, two, three!!"

Jasper and Kim swing Josh by the arms and legs, and throw him through the window upon reaching 'three'. Josh screams the whole way through, and the large window shattering into a million pieces is a spectacular sight.

Laughing, Kim and Jasper high five. Anne looks on in shock, almost as if she had never known about this side of her boyfriend Jasper. Sara only rolls her eyes, while Beth faints in the middle of the parking lot. Krissy can barely keep herself from laughing; Scott is literally rolling on the asphalt laughing himself sick.

What happens now?

  1. "I suppose that we now have to go in and fight with those guys, correct?" Sara asks sarcastically.
  2. The two baristas have picked up Josh and thrown him back outside. He's in pretty bad shape with the dozens of puncture wounds from the broken glass.
  3. Josh calls for help. Sure enough, Help makes his Horsehockey V debut immediately afterward.
  4. It's so easy to blow up your problems.
  5. It's so easy to play up your breakdown.

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