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Horsehockey V - Episode 193

"HYAA!" exclaims Krissy, as she fells the sign with a mighty blow. No one was really expecting that. "That will show that damn sign."

"Oh for fuck's sake," says Scott. "You know what this means."

Josh pipes up, "your girlfriend really hates signs?"

"Yes.. i mean no!" retorts Scott. "Horsehockey is back." At this there is a loud exclamation from pretty much everyone present.

"But i'm pretty sure it already was back," says Help, helpfully. "Which means..."

"Yep," says Sara, "we probably led full lives and went on crazy adventures, died a bunch of times maybe, then the wide variance of the Tower collapsed again and now it has sprung back into being. It would explain what the hell is going on. Sort of."

"Does anyone have their Hitchhikers Guide to the Multiverse (HGTM)?" asked Scott, "I know we all had them before." Everyone checks their pockets and mutters in the negative.

It is then that the group notices that Jasper and Beth are nowhere to be seen. "Jasper!" calls out Sara, "get your ass back here now!"


The party decides what to do as the previously unnoticed "U.S. 2" highway sign by the road gleams almost mockingly in the light.

  1. Krissy attacks the highway sign with alarming rage!
  2. The group splits up to search for Jasper and Beth.
  3. The group, knowing that splitting the party is a terrible idea 99% of the time, looks for Jasper and Beth together.
  4. Meanwhile, Jasper and Beth are in a heap of trouble!
  5. Meanwhile, Jasper and Beth are having the time of their lives!
  6. While the group is pondering, someone familiar shows up unexpectedly.
  7. Josh farts. Scott laughs.

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