Costco and Deerfield High

Horsehockey V - Episode 1870

The high school and the ever-expanding Costco had long ago left the bonds of Earth. From an observation window in the (thankfully well stocked) cafeteria, the group can see many unearthly things. Crystal trees, taller than skyscrapers. Alligators the size of city buses, with entire miniature civilizations on their backs, sides and under their chin. And for one brief minute, actual city buses, stopping, starting, doors opening and absolutely no humans spotted.
The Costco swallowed it all.
One 'day' Josh was in the library, reading cheesy bullshit romance novels and eating Doritos. The women were in the central courtyard. They had found seeds in Home Ec and were making a farm. Sure, there was plenty of food but who knew how long they would be here?

  1. Josh lets out a fart.
  2. Three new and interesting humans stumble into Deerfield.
  3. A strange man from an alternate world shows up. Tall, dark, three eyeballs and a knife meant for stabbing.
  4. Josh notices the bag of Doritos is infinite. "Food problem solved!" he cries. "Gross." says Scott. "That's barely food."

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