Jetpack

Horsehockey V - Episode 1702

It is the year 2040. Josh has abandoned a time machine for the pleasures of a jetpack stolen from the employee only area of a car dealership. This one is much better than the flea market one Josh had almost died in.
The only problem is the straps were adjusted for a much smaller person.
Soon Josh's arms are completely numb because the circulation has been cut off.
Soon Josh is roaring through downtown, about twenty floors up, completely out of control, screaming in terror and frightening the hell out of innocent secretaries. See, jetpacks are usually not allowed downtown so seeing a screaming man waving his arms back and forth and occasionally bouncing off a building was a bit of a fright.
Also the pointy bit of a gargoyle has ripped Josh's pants clean off so we're getting very close to R-Rated territory here.

  1. A strong, transgender window-washer person pulls Josh to a stop.
  2. Josh is pushed up against a long window. He keeps moving to the left. The pressure of his face on the glass makes a drawn out squeak. EEEEEEEE.
  3. A confused bird hits Josh square in the testes.
  4. Scott comes screaming the other way, trapped in the same exact situation. Except he had pants on.
  5. Sarah, who is in 2040 simply by living through the years, has planned for this exact moment.

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