The owner of the briefcase

1. Your best friend, Restricted.
2. President Skroob.
3. President Pmurt.
4. Chewbacca.
5. Admiral Farts.
6. Lawrence from the Funhaus Youtube channel.
7. One Stan
8. Reaibn.
9. Jesus Himself.
10. Levitating superhero of Alaska, the thickly dressed and entirely decent Captain Buttocks.
11. Your high school gym teacher, Mr. Ballz Dodge.
12. Blockbuster employee Cultural Reference (A.K.A. "Cul'), who has been awake for the past two weeks.

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