Beer Thirty

So, Scott waddles up to the bar, orders two bottles of high octane suds, pays and tips the bartender, then quickly downs both brews as quickly as he can.

"Hey dude, are you in a hurry or something?" asks the surprised bartender.

Scott just gives him a little smile and a wave before turning around and exiting the bar. As he wonders why no one here, himself included, is wearing a protective face covering, the two bottles of beer on top of the enormous amount of horse laxative that he had eaten some time ago are churning in his stomach, and it was only a matter of time before his body was going to violent expel them.

1. Scott ignores his stomach pain and keeps meandering around.
2. Scott finds a restroom nearby, to his surprise.
3. Scott literally explodes in the middle of the flea market.
4. Scott tries picking a fight with someone not wearing a mask. He is instantly sidelined by violent diarrhea.
5. Scott overcompensates by taking a handful of Pepto Bismol. That'll show 'em!
6. Scott soils himself. He is not thrown out, as there are quite a few shoppers who smell even worse than he does now.

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