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Horsehockey V - Episode 1120

Before the chaos began, Excludie, the person nobody allows him or her to do anything, had quietly entered Starbucks through a side door, and taken a seat near Josh, Scott and company. Excludie had witnessed Josh Burbank getting slugged for crudely ogling Astra, and heard her insinuate that she would have borrowed Lord Fred's sword and run him through with it.

"Wow," Excludie whispers just loudly enough to be heard by literally everyone in the establishment, "is it your time of the month or something?"

All activity comes to a complete stop as Astra, mouth agape, stares down Excludie. Then, the princess grabs Lord Fred's sword, storms over, and quickly decapitates Excludie with one swipe of the sword. Excludie's body slumps down from the chair to the floor, and his or her head rolls off to the side. Blood is flowing quickly and freely.

An angry Astra turns her attention back to Lord Fred and the others.

"Does anyone else wish to say something ignorant?!" she demands.

  1. "Princess Astra, was this necessary?" asks a shocked Lord Fred.
  2. "Huh, looks like I got off easy that time," says Josh, still lying on the floor.
  3. The baristas begin to chastise Astra about having to clean up all the blood, which is a major safety hazard and can only be handled by outside cleaning services (which will cost a bundle to hire).
  4. A new character emerges from the restroom with a big smile. "Something ignorant!" he/she cracks.

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