Year 2000

Horsehockey V - Episode 1019

It's the year 2000. Kim, a ten year old boy at the time, had snuck into the back areas of Disney World. Being only ten, the clouds of pot smoke was enough to get the kid well and truely snookered.
Kim ends up on the other side of a monitoring window, making faces. As this window was knee high, he frightens only other kids, several of whom weren't high.
Finally, one frustrated adult has enough and leans down. This adult, a skinny woman named Mary (one r) sees Kim making faces. Kim screams, wets himself just a little and runs off.
Mary reports this to the Nachos guy, who is not paid enough to care. But reports it anyway, because it was seemingly about a kid.
Security misunderstands the report and evicts several Irish families at random. There are lawsuits.
Meanwhile, Kim is eating stolen doughnuts and stealing doughnut based earrings out of temporarily closed gift shop.

  1. Mickey Mouse finds Kim.
  2. Kim finds a sound booth and fills several blocks of Disney with recorded belches.
  3. Kim finds Jesus, who keeps an eye on him.
  4. Kim finds a security officer's Walkie Talkie and contacts a Disney park on the other side of the country.
  5. Kim finds an employee workstation and sends out a company wide email that declares the Cinderalla movie 'Stupid' and 'not allowed'.
  6. George Lucas runs by, cradling Walt's frozen head.

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